Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1) Question: I was in my school's restroom doodling on some toilet paper. I wrote on the TP about how I had passed gas in the library ("passed a bomb!"). Why do I have to go to jail now? Answer: Campus police don't play around with "bomb threats" of any kind. (WDAM, Was it bathroom slang or a bomb threat at JCJC?) (via Legal Juice) 2) Question: I work at a bingo parlor. A man called out "bingo!" tonight and I paid him $400. But now I realize he did not actually have "B-11" and he should not have won. Unacceptable! What should I do? Answer: Calling out false "bingo!" cannot be tolerated in a civilized society. Call the police as they may be able to make him return the money or face theft charges. (WGAL, Man Who Faked 'Bingo' Returns Jackpot) 3) Question: Am I going crazy or did Catwoman just pepper spray Jack Sparrow in front of the Kodak Theater? Answer: No, that happens sometimes there. Welcome to L.A.! (Los Angeles Times, 'Catwoman' claims other characters harassed her before brawl)

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