Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1) Question: I was in line at the all-you-can-eat seafood buffet when the guy in front of me completely cleaned out the remaining eight Alaskan King crab legs that were in the container. Outrageous! That naturally led to a fistfight and now I am on trial for assault. Nobody would convict me for this, would they? He took all the crab legs!! Answer: I would not count on that defense working. Also, are you aware that all-you-can-eat restaurants usually refill the containers of crab legs after they become empty? (Lancaster Online, Man's appetite for crab legs sparks alleged assault at all-you-can-eat buffet) 2) Question: I was pulled over by police for speeding. Actually, I was going 190 mph, to be exact. Is that a U.S. record? Answer: The blogosphere does not appear to track such records, but as of this week I see that you are at best the silver medal winner. (The Associated Press, Motorcyclist clocked going 193 mph on NY highway) 3) Question: I saw on the TV show "Cops" that you can defeat a store's security sensors by placing items you want...

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