Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1. Question: I work in the mortgage business. I read your post about the guy at Wells Fargo Home Mortgage who was fired over a 50-year-old conviction for putting a cardboard cutout of a dime in a laundromat's washing machine under the new federal background check policy for banks. I guess that means I'm completely hosed for my 14-year-old conviction for accidentally not paying for an omelet at Denny's, right? Answer: Correct. (The Consumerist, Bank Of America Fires Investment Banker Over 1998 Dine & Dash At Denny’s) 2. Question: Suddenly, Siri won't answer my questions on where I can find hookers in China. Is my iPhone broken? Answer: No, your iPhone still works but Apple has reprogrammed Siri not to answer that question as that information violates Chinese law. (China Daily, Apple blocks Siri's prostitute-finder function) (via Legal Juice) 3. Question: I am a 10-year-old boy and I'm at the police station for career day. A police officer just asked a group of us to clean his police car. We don't have to do that, do we? Answer: You should not have to do that,...

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