Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1. Question: I'm hearing about people who have started petitions for their states to secede from the United States. Can I start a petition to "Deport Everyone That Signed A Petition To Withdraw Their State From The United States Of America?" Answer: No problem. (We the People, Petition to Deport Everyone That Signed A Petition To Withdraw Their State From The United States Of America) 2. Question: I am the mother of a 13-year-old girl. She is demanding that I get her some meth but, of course, it is illegal and bad for her. On the other hand, if I do not get it for her, she will "throw a fit." I should probably get it for her, shouldn't I? Who wants to see their daughter throw a fit, right? Answer: You should not provide your daughter with meth, fit or no fit. (News-Leader, Police say Springfield mother gave meth to 13-year-old daughter multiple times) 3. Question: I have been called for jury duty. One of my fellow potential jurors has arrived for jury selection today wearing hair curlers and mismatched reindeer socks. Should she...

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