Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1) Question: I live in Missouri. Does my state have any guidance for me with respect to identifying potential zombies? Answer: Yes, the Missouri Department of Conservation has issued an alert saying that the following are indications that you have a zombie in view: It has a gray-green dull skin tone. It is wearing inappropriate clothing for the season or terrain (no coat or shoes, for instance). It has open wounds, other injuries and/or missing or damaged limbs but no sign of bleeding. It does not respond to verbal stimulus or exhibit any interest in its immediate surroundings. It is trying to eat you. (Missouri Department of Conservation, Invasive Species Alert: ZOMBIES!) 2) Question: Ugghh! I just got a ticket from one of those red light cameras in Los Angeles County. How many days do I have to pay it? Answer: The rest of your life. Or just throw it in the garbage if you want, as paying those fines is supposedly now "optional." (thenewspaper.com, California: Despite Payment Decline, LA County Rakes in Millions) 3) Question: I'm a famous rapper. I lost my laptop and...

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