You might think that after Volume 1, Volume 2, Volume 3, Volume 4, Volume 5, Volume 6 and Volume 7 of Things You Can't Do on a Plane, that we'd have exhausted the list of things you can't do on a plane. Nope! The list grows daily. Here are three more things I've recently learned that you cannot do on a plane: Get drunk, confuse a male flight attendant with your boyfriend, and begin to grope the male flight attendant "through his trousers" and proposition him for a sexual encounter. Passengers may not sexually assault and proposition flight attendants, even if they are under an "alcohol-induced illusion" that the person is their boyfriend. CONSEQUENCE: May be charged with with sexual assault and being drunk on an aircraft, fined 1,500, and ordered to perform 11 months of community service. Plus, you maybe suspended from your job as a teacher. Watch child pornography on your laptop mid-flight. Passengers may not view "horrific" child pornography on their laptop during the flight. CONSEQUENCE: Will be apprehended by police upon plane landing and charged with possession of child pornography. May also be placed on administrative leave from your job as a professor pending the outcome...

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